28
May
2008
A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting.
Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not. Then, he notices a patient similarly strolling about within the hospital fence.
Calling out to the patient, the man says, “Pardon me, sir, but do you have the time?”
The patient calls back, “One moment!” and throws himself upon the ground, pulling out a short stick as he does. He pushes the stick into the ground, and, pulling out a carpenter’s level, assures himself that the stick is vertical.
With a compass, the patient locates north and with a steel ruler, measures the precise length of the shadow cast by the stick.
Withdrawing a slide rule from his pocket, the patient calculates rapidly, then swiftly packs up all his tools and turns back to the pedestrian, saying, “It is now precisely 3:29 pm, provided today is August 16th, which I believe it is.”
The man can’t help but be impressed by this demonstration, and sets his watch accordingly.
Before he leaves, he says to the patient, “That was really quite remarkable, but tell me, what do you do on a cloudy day, or at night, when the stick casts no shadow?” The patient holds up his wrist and says, “I suppose I’d just look at my watch.”
Posted: Crap, Funny thoughts, random
3
December
2007
Well the title should have given a clear cut picture of how delighted I am to go there.
How would I be ?
3 months will be wasted just like that.
When all my friends go to work and earn some serious cash, I get to MAKE FRIENDS and get 300 ringgit.
How delightful ..
My god !
Well, I just got the letter this morning.
I can see my mom’s face was all burning red.
We read the whole thing.Well, actually SHE read the whole thing .I did not even touch the papers because I was scared i was going to tear the whole thing apart.
1 thing did interest me though.
This one.
Oh Yeah..I know exactly what to do with that piece of object.
Mission : Kill The man in charge of the PLKN .
Target : Undefined.Any guy that gives you orders(probably has a big stomach)
Weapon :M-16
You just wait until I get my hands on that gun.
You just piss me off..
AARGH.. Of all the mat rempit and ass holes loitering around without anything to do, I have to be chosen.
I have plans for god sake.
Why ME ?????
WHY ??
Ok..maybe it’s not that bad until you cry like that..
But its bad..
Trust me , it’s bad
Somebody save me.
Ok..my fellow khidmat negara participants ..This is the plan.
We use the M-16 against them.
ha ha ha.
Ok..Now I’m crapping.
See how deeply Khidmat Negara is affecting me..
I’m going to be mentally retarded..
Posted: Current Affairs, Funny thoughts
